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I hope you enjoy my
bunch of jokes
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What did the croaking frog
say to his friend? |
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I think I've got a person in
my throat. |
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What do you call a mosquito
on holiday? |
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An itch-hiker. |
Click the buttons below the pictures to show the answers.
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What game do elephants play
when they are in a car? |
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Squash. |
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What was the snail doing on
the motorway? |
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About one mile a day. |
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Is cleanliness next to
godliness? |
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With some people it's next to
impossible. |
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Why do birds fly south in
winter? |
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Because it's too far to walk. |
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You can see more jokes on my church's home site. Click
here
to read them but don't forget to come back to my site
afterwards. |
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